Found the perfect bumper sticker for you knuckledraggers

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/05/2020 at 19:01 • Filed to: Shitpost

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Noodles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 19:10

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Where can I get one. 

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 19:22

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“It's a safe and legal thrill" is what I live by.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 19:33

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I need this

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/05/2020 at 19:35

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Don't you live super far from the ocean?

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 19:41

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Yeah, fuck getting my $18 core credit!

Wait, what?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 19:58

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Yes

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 20:01

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This is ridiculous.

You catch a lot more fish with fresh car batteries.

barnie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 20:12

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I live on a boat at the coast. I’d love to put one of these on the transom. Should shake up the locals a bit :)

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 20:17

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our love of the oceans knows no bounds

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > CB 02/05/2020 at 20:18

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its perfectly legal B)

MM54 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 20:31

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I don’t know about the bumper but I’d put one of those on my toolbox.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/05/2020 at 20:32

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If you really want to make people scratch their heads it’s gotta be semi-plausible. I once had a window sticker pr etending to be a permit for the tunnel to the island I live on. There is no tunnel.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WilliamsSW 02/05/2020 at 20:33

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You can catch even more with fresh batteries and a bug zapper.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 02/05/2020 at 20:34

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Or at the very least not explicitly illegal.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 20:34

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With all of the “Salt Life” stickers around here, nobody would question it.

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 20:57

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Ever try dynamite?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 20:58

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After reading about how useless many recycling efforts are, we might as well cut out the middleman.

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/05/2020 at 21:01

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I swear half of the SUVs around Chicago have “ Slut life” stickers on them. 

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 21:03

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this is solid gold!

im am overjoyed at the thought of people googling a tunnel that they feel they must have been morons to have not already know about. frustrated

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > WilliamsSW 02/05/2020 at 21:04

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My dyslexia makes those stickers always say Slut Life

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/05/2020 at 21:13

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I think that is what those stickers say

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 21:23

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ha - even better if you put it on a Prius

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > MonkeePuzzle 02/05/2020 at 21:32

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It said "residents only", so there was also an air of exclusivity

MonkeePuzzle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/05/2020 at 21:36

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dylsexia, or youre just seeing what you want

facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/05/2020 at 21:51

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With both bridges due for replacement, we need the Cape Cod Tunnel now more than ever!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > barnie 02/05/2020 at 22:18

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harbor master may have a word 

functionoverfashion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/05/2020 at 22:21

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Someone near me got “SLTLIFE” as her license plate. She was a mother of teenagers. I can’t believe her kids let her get away with that.

Dad’s plate is DUEEAST which is at least not terrible.

THEY ENJOY THE OCEAN IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW